Thursday, January 4, 2007

[I'm a] 2006 Tally Ho!

(X) stayed single for the whole year
(X) kissed someone new
() made-out in/on a car
() kissed in the snow
(X) celebrated Halloween
() kissed in the rain
(X) fell in love (debatable, but I think so)
(X) broke someone else's heart (HIGHLY debatable as he's a creepy stalker)
(X) had a stalker (see previous)
() mooned someone
() went over the minutes on your cell phone (Thank you, Cricket!)
(x)have a good relationship with someone
() suffered through teenage heartbreak
(X) someone questioned your sexual orientation (I have idiot aunts)
() came out of the closet
() gotten pregnant
() gotten someone else pregnant
() gotten married
() had a divorce
(X) dated someone you'll never forget
(X) done something you've regretted
() lost your true love
() lost faith in love
() kissed under mistletoe

(X) got a promotion
(X) got a pay raise
(X) changed jobs
() waited until one day before to begin a project
(X) lost your job
(X) quit your job
() dated a co-worker
() dated your boss
() dated your boss' daughter/son
() got fired from your job
() took an honors/advanced class
() broke the dress code
() sent to the principles office for misbehavior
()got straight A's
(X) met one teacher you really like
(X) met one/a few teacher you really hated
() failed a class
(X)cut class
() kicked someone in the testes (I don't actually HAVE those, geniuses.)
(X) skipped school
() got into a fight with a classmate
(X) did something you were proud of
() discovered a new talent
()gave the teachers a reason to teach
(X) proved yourself an idiot (Time and Time Again<-----Ditto)
(X)embarrassed yourself in front of the class
() fell in love with a teacher
() intentionally tripped someone at school
() got lead in the school play
(x) were involved in something you'll never forget

() painted a picture
(x) wrote a poem
() ran a mile
(x) seen a live concert
() shopped at Hollister or Abercrombie and Fitch
(X) posted a blog on MySpace
(X) listened to music you couldn't stand
(X) double-dipped
() skinny-dipped
(x) went to a sleepover
(X) went camping
() threw a surprise party
(X) laughed till you cried
() laughed till you peed in your pants
(X) flirted shamelessly
() didn't wash your hands after using bathroom
() visited a foreign country
(X) broke in a line of waiting people (my family was "saving," though!)
(x) volunteered to help out others
() visited a new state (well, I visited aNOTHER state (but not a new one)
(X) told someone you were busy when you weren't
() partied to celebrate the new year
() driven the car drunk
(X) lost something important to you
() smoked a cigarette
() lied about how old you were
(X) got a gift you adore
() got on alcohol (on? like hooked on? stood on a bottle of? The existence of a preposition just amuses me.)
() got arrested
() prank called someone
() saw a college football game in person
(X)involved in a car accident
(X) wished you died


  1. You know, it's actually easier to kick someone else in the testes, whether you have them or not (and I sincerely hope you don't have them...that would be too weird).

  2. you call this a post? pfft! hee hee

  3. Oh crap. SO read that as "kicked in the testes" as in mine. But my answer (as in no X) remains the same, I suppose. hee hee hee!

  4. Testes. Ha. y'know what word cracks me up? orchiectomy. i don't know why, but every time i hear a doctor say it, I laugh. Not at the poor man in question who is or will be losing his balls (literally), but ... at the word. Orchiopexy, too, but the dude is just getting 'em tacked in place, not losing them in that instance. I'm horrible.

  5. hey - so... you're a liar on number one!!!

  6. well... anyway, you are if you count relationships anyway...

  7. See, yeah, whats funny is at FIRST I had it empty and the parenthetical comment "Yeah, I can't believe it either!" but then I got to the end and went, hey, whoa, ummm... still SINGLE! In a relationship for once, but in those little boxes of [S][M][D] on formsI would sure check s. So yeah. hee hee hee hee!