Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Skittles Porn... Stat!

So, in a desperate attempt for feedback(?) I decided to add a tracker thingy. I added ShinyStat and SiteMeter... but I think I like Shiny better. Mostly because apparently you can find out what people Googled and found you. Which is REALLY REALLY amusing.

Here are a few of my favorite... my VERY favorites are
BOLDED.
can i wax the day for my plane ride
[I... don't know?]

celexa and fresca

chump band mormon

do skittles have pork in it
[this came up, in variously worded ways, at least 5 times]

fluoroscopy, porn photography

[why are those 2 things TOGETHER?!]

girl real estate in utah
["the thing is, we are really looking for a cootie-less property, so we have to be specific..."]

good card for grandma that's sick
[is grandma sick? Or are you trying to find her a vulgar card?]

jesus christ's life in biodata form
[I think *I* may Google this now. Because they sure didn't find the answer on my site.]

just another manic

[So, SO true...]

lesbian pics skittles
[well SURE...]

putting dry ice in a swamp cooler
[SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!! And sounds like something that would get us EVICTED, but still... FUN! Till we got evicted!]

ronald baker solicitors
[Because yes. I mess with minds.]

skittles scripture
[whoever searched for this contact me. I know a whole object lesson about tithing with Skittles!]

sugar glider myths
[like, the sugar glidalope or the vanishing hitchhiking glider?
"And that's supposed to be true!" (Mali, that was for you!)]

vytorin cause weight loss?
[No.]

[and possibly the most revealing of all...]
you talk too much

1 comment:

  1. I shake my head at what search terms direct people to our site.

    On that note, I heavily recommend you give Google Analytics a whirl. It collects a lot of detailed information about visitors (including location by city) as well as tells you how long people are hanging around, how often they visit, etc.

    You can also integrate FeedBurner into your Blogger site (now that Google owns that too) to see how many people are subscribing to your site's feed and whatnot.

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