Thursday, May 3, 2007

You could name me Polly...

...for all the crackers I've eaten. Well, crackers and water. As that is ALL I can eat right now.

I am pretty dang sick and tired of being sick and tired. However, finally talked to a doctor about it today (because I MISSED WORK today AND yesterday since I was busy worshiping the porcelain idol. And I actually LIKE work and feel awful when I can't be there! Missing work is BORING! I mean, I feel too crappy to go in, but I miss stuff happening! Pepper the goat could be having her kids! The baby bunnies have their eyes open... they could be doing funny stuff! Weak tummied children could be barfing at horse poop... okay, I don't really mind missing that. Today I'd probably join in.) just to be told that it wasn't my new meds, I just had picked up a "nasty stomach bug."

Probably from working with messy children or farm animals? hee hee hee!

ANYWAY, in honor of, umm, being bored, here's a SURVEY!

Questions People Wouldn't Ask. [Yeah, only "you" Just DID?]

OO1. When's the last time you ran? Last week I ran to get T-Bone (or Jake... I don't ACTUALLY know the difference between the twin Jersey calves yet)'s head out of the fence he was stuck in. I do NOT run for fun. Only emergencies.

OO2. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them?
Not most of them, no. A few pairs I use for, like, yard work or painting.

OO3. What are you dreading right now?
Certain doctor's appointments... and the possibility I might feel as crappy tomorrow as I have today.

OO4. Do you celebrate 4/20?
National Look-a-Like Day? OF COURSE!

OO5. Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night?
not 8 in a ROW, no

O06. If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do?
it depends on who's coming over! <--- EXACTLY <---- Ditto. :O) O07. Who last grabbed your a**? Last and ONLY thus far... Hermana Butler. YES, REALLY. She's a psycho!!!! (but a funny psycho)

O08. Have you ever been on your school's track team?
Have I ever even been on my school's TRACK?!

O09. Do you own a pair of Converse?
Nope, but my BoyKid has some seriously Old School RED ones that we play with. Awww... I miss my brother!

O10. Did you copy and paste this survey?
No. Actually, I printed it out and then retyped it word-for-word into my blog. WHAT KIND OF STUPID QUESTION IS THAT?!

O11. Do you eat raw cookie dough?
Yes I do. Salmonella be Damned I WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO! But probably, not, like, ummm... TODAY. But when I have the opportunity and am not sick to begin with.

O12. Have you ever kicked a vending machine?
No, but I have hit the side to try and make it give me my paid for goodies!
(however, if I met THIS one I would be scared it would hit back. It's FREAKY.)

O13. Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over?

O14. Do you watch Trading Spaces?
No. I abstain from ALL "reality" shows. That is one, isn't it?

O15. How do you eat oreos?

O16. Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone?
I am a nerd. I see my best friends once a MONTH in real life if I am very VERY lucky. My boyfriend lives in California and we met on LDSMingle. My entire social life is through the internet. What do YOU think?!

O17. Are you cocky?
Nope, I'm Heny!

And Punny. And on a very large amount of medication right now.

O18. Could you live without a computer?
Sure, but would it be worth it?!

O19. Do you wear your shoes in the house?
HA. I hardly even wear shoes OUT of the house, except at work. Actually, not even at work when I'm in the office.

O20. At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real?

O21. How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house?
2 phones to the land line, my cell, and The Roomie's cell.

O22. What do you do when you're sad?
Cry. Hide. Cry-de?

O23. Who would you call first if you won the lottery?
Probably my mom?

O24. Last time you saw your best friend?
I have a few fabulous people that fall under that heading. The one I saw most recent was Megan and that was on Sunday!

O25. Who or what sleeps with you?
Well, during various points during the night most get thrown onto the floor but I usually start out with Max (stuffed dog from when I was little), Camilla (fluffy, yellow pillow), and Cherry Cordial (fluffy red dog from Fresno for Valentines)

026. Are you/have you ever been in love?

027. Are you in high school?
emotionally sometimes. ;) <--- Ha! DITTO.

028. Is anyone on your bad side now?
I try to be a nice person. I do not like everyone however. So, I would have to say YES. But nobody that hasn't been there many MANY times. (So if you are reading this, then trust me, YOU are not on my bad side!)

O29. What jewelry are you wearing?
right now, none. I WAS wearing a cute necklace when I thought I may be well enough to go to work. WRONGO.

O30. What's the first thing you do when you get online?
Open, like, 5 windows. Usually that means iGoogle (homepage)email, Yahoo listings if I am home/ if I'm at work, maybe Blogger, and anything else I am actually WORKING on.

O31. Do you watch Grey's Anatomy?
Nope. But I watch Scrubs, MASH, and sometime House or ER so that fills my medical TV needs, thanks anyway.

O32. How do most people spell your name?
with a lowercase a and an e at the end. Neither is correct, but I am pretty used to it so most don't bug me (especially the non-caps A because, really, it is WEIRD to SAY your middle name as part of your first and yet capitalize it (but not so weird that I am the Only one, right CC?!). Therefore, misspelling that is no big deal.). I am always extra impressed when people spell it right, though.

O33. Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes?
Umm, DOUBTFUL as I am BIGGER than him and it would make me feel super fat. (Not because HE is fat, but just the whole "I AM THE GIRL! I WANT TO BE LITTLER!" thing.)

O34. Where do you work?
Education Department of Thanksgiving Point in Lehi, UT!

O35. What are you doing tomorrow?
I HOPE I am teaching the class "Crazy Crawly Caterpillars!" and holding baby bunnies and watching hilarious goats and being given a million dollars by a random philanthropist going door-to-door. But at least the first 3 things. Otherwise I am throwing up some more and crying probably because I HATE BEING SICK!!!

O36. Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson?
Michael is a creepy PERSON but a dancing/song writing PHENOM. Justin Timberlake is NOT EVEN CLOSE to being that cool, even with the creepiness. Not now, not ever.

O37. Favorite name for a girl?

O38. Favorite name for a boy?

O39. Will you keep your last name when you get married?
Yes and No. If I get to be a writer or illustrator I will keep my name professionally, but change it for REAL stuff. Unless I marry somebody with a stupid last name, like, Booger or Ashwipe. If that happened he could take mine.

O40. When was the last time you left your house?
Ummm... around 7, I think? Just to take Suzy out for a potty walk, though.

O41. Do you return your cart?
If they have a cart return corral thing YES. I am rather a stickler about that. Sometimes I will even take in a few that are near my car. And I will usually take MY cart from the lot into the store to start with rather than getting one at the door. HOWEVER, when they don't have corrals I just put it with other carts unless I am in a nice mood and take it to the store. The only one I will ALWAYS take back into the store even though they do not have corrals is DI. I figure it's like service tithes.

O42. Do you have a dishwasher?
yes, thank GOODNESS.

O43. What noise do you hear?
just the gurgle of Tortuga's pump in the tank and the clicking of my keys. (I just turned off the TV and am going to go to bed as SOON as I finish this survey!

O44. Would you survive in prison?
I don't know. Probably.

O45. Who is the youngest in your family?
BoyKid, age 19

O46. If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would be most likely to over pack?
Probably me <--- she's right. I mean, as in CC would. Not Me.

O47. Do you know anyone with the same name as you?
Yes. At least THREE people, one of which is my good friend on Glider Alley. Wacky, huh?

O48. What's the last thing you purchased?
Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid by Lemony Snicket
But it hasn't arrived yet.

O49. Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you?
Not usually, except, like for Christmas presents or something. OH! Except on Friday, I think it was, Rinny bought me (and the new employees, Stewbert 2 and HotShawn) kiddy ice cream cones at the Harvest Deli after our Tractor driving lesson! Sometimes she really IS a good boss.

O50. What brand are your pants right now?
I don't know, actually. I am a habitual tag cuter-outer.

O51. Ever been to Georgia?
No, I don't think I have.

O52. What irritates you most on the internet?
irritating people who are using the internet.

O53. What brand is your digital camera?
I have a Kodak and a Nikkon and... I think a Cannon?

O54. Do you watch movies with your parents?
yes, but I usually avoid it because my dad STOPS them to say stuff or replay things he thinks are weird.

O55. What song best describes your life right now?
Tonight it is Girl in the War by Josh Ritter. (p.s. Sherpa, you ROCK for introducing it to me!)

O56. Do you own expensive perfume/cologne?
HA HA HA HA HA... oh, sorry... no.

O57. Are you taking college classes right now?
No, but contemplating it.

058. Do you like sushi?
depends, I am a wimp. But the stuff I like of it, I like a lot.

059. Do you get your hair cut every month?
Maybe if I was a BOY. But, no, I SHOULD get it cut soon. I keep planning to. And colored again.

060. Do you go online everyday?
See O16.



  1. I'm sorry you're sick, chica. :( that's no good.

    Stewbert 2???

    And you and CC may not know this, but the name I use for my middle name now is actually part of my first name and capped. So, my first name is really (Stewbert)Lynne. But no one ever called me that unless I was in trouble and my real middle name is kind of ... bizarre ... so when I got married, I just said Lynne was now my middle name. tee hee.

  2. Haha... I just have to point out here that Ann is NOT my middle name at all (and you know that!!) It never has been... I have a middle name... so there!

    no stephanies here.

  3. "Say Good Night Gracie"---GG reference? I think so.