Wednesday, February 21, 2007

I Don't Have Issues... I have the entire Subscription!

Time for randomness and Blog things!

You are Betty Grable

The ulitmate girl next door
You're the perfect girl for most guys
Pretty yet approachable. Beautiful yet real.

Betty Grable... Bettie Page... Betty Davis... Betty, ummm, Boop. Why are so many pin-ups named Betty?

You Are Most Like Liv Tyler

“I don't want to spend so much time obsessing about myself.”

Yay! I'm Arwen Evenstar! (Because, well, I am a big NERD.)

What Guys Think of Your Medium Curly Hair...

Artistic, friendly, and witty
The type of girl he'll stay up until 3am talking to ... on the first date.

Hey! Randomly cool? Guys are apparently accurately judges of my hair?

However, I still want it shorter... and redder (OR purpler... haven't decided for sure on that yet)... PROBABLY. But I haven't done that yet. Just not exactly forefront of my mind right now, you know?

Your Relationship is Strong

You've built the foundation of a great relationship, and it would take a lot to shake it.
Through good communication and respect, you have a true love that can last a lifetime.

I believe that. However, I also believe there is no relationship so strong *I* can't break it. Oh well.So, I went to the pool... and then to Weight Wellness class. Talked to Mom about talking to Rinny and about how I feel like I should be happier instead of sadder at this point in my life, especially with Fresno. Stuff like that. Luckily I mostly vented in the POOL so my eyes were red anyway so I didn't look too much like I was crying by class time.

Anyway, it was more productive than talking to Rinny, even though most of the conclusions drawn were, not surprisingly, that I have some self-esteem issues but that right now even THOSE aren't normal because Lexapro was just NOT doing it and Celexa hasn't kicked in yet, and other basic You-Have-DEPRESSION facts. But anyway, yeah. Boys... Depression... etc.

You Are Really Not Happy

You may have noticed that things aren't going too well for you lately.
Your life never used to be like this, but it seems like happiness is slipping away from you.
You definitely need a change, because whatever you have going on isn't working.
It's time for you to shake things up - even if it means totally changing your life path.


OH but also MOM vented because she is trying to pull together the Farewell party thing for BoyKid and T-La apparently just sprang on her that HER family would be SLEEPING OVER the night before so that the little boys (the kiddlets freaking WORSHIP BoyKid) could have a slumber party with him. Great. Fine. ANOTHER NIGHT, but when my mom is all stressed about having the house super clean and everything way more perfect than it needs to be? Invite yourself, your husband, and all 3 kiddlets to a slumber party? Uncool, T-La. Oh well, the little boys are always good for a laugh and, well, *I* will be sleeping there, too, because I am an idiot who still can't wake up on time with out help and my Mom is absolutely panicked I will sleep in and miss it.

Star Wars Horoscope for Aries

Like many aries, you have demonstrated your penchant for inflicting pain.
You feel you are at the center of the universe and that you must be in control.
You enjoy being a leader... and you find that your aggression and quick temper serve you well.

Star wars character you are most like: The Emperor

I *do* like the word "penchant." It is one of my favorite words.

Your Slanguage Profile

Aussie Slang: 50%

Canadian Slang: 50%

British Slang: 25%

New England Slang: 25%

Prison Slang: 25%

Southern Slang: 25%

Now that's pretty random, considering I am pretty much Utahn, but okay...

Aries - Your Love Profile

Your positive traits:

You're quite the charmer. You've got the wit and attitude to attract almost anyone you meet.
Out spoken and honest, any date knows how they stand with you.
Fearless, independent, and willing to try anything twice - your dates should expect the unexpected.

Your negative traits:

You tend to be vain, and you expect your partner to feed that vanity often with complements.
Hot tempered and impulsive, you've occasionally ended things ... only to regret it later.
You're obsessed with being the best, most loved girlfriend or boyfriend your sweetie's ever had.

Your ideal partner:

A risk taking, free spirit like yourself - who can keep up with your latest wild child antics.
Someone stylish, attractive, and fit... who can keep you attracted for months.
Is hard to get - and lets you pursue things. You prefer to be the chaser, not the one being chased.

Your dating style:

Wild, unpredictable, fun, and daring. Your ideal date may involve a couple motorcycles or naked skydiving.

Your seduction style:

Honest and direct - you have no need for romance or much foreplay.
Show off. You like to show your lover how you're the best ever.
Ambitious. You often like to go all night - or aim for multiple orgasms.

Tips for the future:

Start to believe in second and third chances. You don't have to dump them so fast.
Savor the process. Sometimes the best part of falling in love is taking things in slow motion.
Let go of comparisons. If someone's with you, then you've already one. Stop worrying about exes.

Best color to attract mate: Red

Best day for a date: Tuesday

Your Mind is PG-13 Rated

Your mind is definitely a little dirty. You're naughty, but not trashy.
You don't shy away from a dirty joke, and you're clearly not a prude.

Hmmm... I think this quiz assumes that if you HAVE a dirty mind you act on it. Which is not ALWAYS the case.

The True You

You want your girlfriend or boyfriend to be more open with you.

With respect to money, you spend as little as possible.

You think good luck doesn't exist - reality is built on practicalities.

The hidden side of your personality tends to be satisfied to care for things with a minimal amount of effort.

You are tend to think about others' feelings a lot, perhaps because you are so eager to be liked.

When it comes to finding a romantic partner, you base your search on information from your friends.

Huh. *rolls eyes* SOME of those things are true but not PARTICULARLY True.

You Are Quite Worldly

You've done a good bit of worldly exploring, and you have an international perspective.
And you're definitely looking forward to your future adventures abroad.
You've got the passport, the desire to travel, and maybe even the language skills.
Now all you need are the means!

Actually I DON'T have the passport... but I WILL have one! Did you know it costs 100 bucks just for a passport? Anyway, I WILL have one by, let's see, March 7th, 2009 because our family is planning to pick BoyKid up from ITALY! WooHOO!

You Can Change Your Life, But It Won't Be Easy

You really, truly want to change. You're just not sure that you can do it.
You need a solid plan, supportive friends, and a strong will.
Think about times you've made hard changes, and what you did to get through them.
A change is in your future - you just need a little help getting started.

SIGH. Yeah. It's true.

Your Brain is Purple

Of all the brain types, yours is the most idealistic.
You tend to think wild, amazing thoughts. Your dreams and fantasies are intense.
Your thoughts are creative, inventive, and without boundaries.

You tend to spend a lot of time thinking of fictional people and places - or a very different life for yourself.


You Are Not Destined to Rule the World

You are destined for something else...
Like inventing a new type of cupcake.
You just don't have the stomach for brutality.
But watch out - because many people do!

It better not be a cupcake that needs cooking skills. (And CC, I took this thinking mostly of YOU!)

What Your Hands Say About You

You are logical, analytical, and rational. You have good verbal skills.

Flexible and broad minded, you can fit in to any situation. There's no telling where your life will take you.

Practical and down to earth, you're a doer not a dreamer. You rather get something done than think about it all day.

Your emotions tend to be nervous and potent. Your energy - both positive and negative - deeply impacts your life.

Fresno says my hands are tiny and girly. (I tell him they just look that way compared to his.) He says they are soft and small and beautiful and that they never ever relax because I am afraid to be touched and that I always feel like I am pulling them away even when I say I'm not. And, well, he's probably right as he has payed way more attention than my hands than I have. Actually, he's pretty perfect.

What's MY problem?


  1. I have to take that world domination quiz!!!

    And you do have lovely hands! I like them. Mine are pudgy.... not like FAT and sausage like, but they're thick.... like sculpture's hands I was told....

    good thing the Boy likes those.

    and doooood.... Betty is so prevalent because it provides great alliteration for "boobs"??

  2. Don't forget Betty Rubble...

    And your comment on my Valentine's Day blog made me laugh for hours - really hard.

  3. I knew the passport was that expensive. *sigh* Still waiting for mine to come through for a trip I don't know if I'm going to take.

    Those are so funny...I didn't get a Betty person...