Sunday, August 20, 2006

Self-Examination by Trivial Quizzes...

What Your Sleeping Position Says

You are secretly sensitive, but you often put up a front.
Shy and private, you yearn for security.
You take relationships slowly.
You need lots of reassurances before you can trust.

Really, though, how often DO I sleep anyway?

You've Changed 56% in 10 Years

You've done a good job changing with the times, but deep down, you're still the same person.
You're clothes, job, and friends may have changed some - but it hasn't changed you.

I was 17... weird.

You Are 20% Left Brained, 80% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.

Honestly, I am surprised I even got 20% left.
Just call me Algernon...

Your Boobies' Names Are...

Mork and Mindy

But which is which? "And they hold hands because they're Friends..."

You are 60% Aries

And here I thought it was just about my birthday.

Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol

You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait
You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd!


Your Personality Is Like Alcohol

You're the life of the party, a total flirt, and probably a pretty big jokester.
Sometimes your behavior gets you in trouble, but you still remain socially acceptable.
You're a pretty bad driver, and you're dancing could also use a little work!

As I do not drink this is hilariously accurate. I don't drink it... but I *am* booze.

Your Five Variable Love Profile

Propensity for Monogamy:

Your propensity for monogamy is high.
You find it easy to be devoted and loyal to one person.
And in return, you expect the same from who you love.
Any sign of straying, and you'll end things.

Experience Level:

Your experience level is high.
You've loved, lost, and loved again.
You have had a wide range of love experiences.
And when the real thing comes along, you know it!


Your dominance is low.
This doesn't mean you're a doormat, just balanced.
You know a relationship is not about getting your way.
And you love to give your sweetie a lot of freedom.


Your cynicism is medium.
You'd like to believe in true and everlasting love...
But you've definitely been burned enough to know better.
You're still an optimist, but you also are a realist.


Your independence is high.
You don't need to be in love, and sometimes you don't even want love.
Having your own life is very important for you...
Even more important than having a relationship.

Hmmm... I don't know about the Experience part, but the rest... sure.

You Are 52% Brutally Honest

Honesty is important to you, but generally, you try not to be brutal about it.
You'll sugar coat the truth when you need to... and tell a white lie when necessary.

Roomies may dispute this.

You Should Be a Painter

You have the vision, patience, and skill to bring your unique visions to canvas.
And you're even tempered enough not to cut your ear off in the process!

I really haven't painted in awhile. Now I kinda want to. But I should do laundry first, probably.

Your Geek Profile:

Music Geekiness: Highest
Academic Geekiness: High
Geekiness in Love: High
Movie Geekiness: High
SciFi Geekiness: High
Fashion Geekiness: Moderate
Internet Geekiness: Moderate
Gamer Geekiness: Low
General Geekiness: None

I am a musical Geek. But I do NOT bite the heads off of chickens. *shudder*

Your Linguistic Profile:
65% General American English
10% Midwestern
10% Upper Midwestern
5% Dixie
5% Yankee

I do NOT call today "Sun-Dee" that is for dang sure.

What You Really Think Of Your Friends
Tiff is your soulmate.
You truly love TexasBoy.
You consider Megan your true friend.
You know that Steph is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Roomie Sarah for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Coats is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Nobody Is That Boring is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
You secretly think that Dad is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Dad changes lovers faster than underwear.
You secretly think Rinny is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Rinny has a hidden internet romance.

I am ending with this one because it is SOOOOO FUNNY!
TIFF is my SOULMATE?! Her husband will be awfully surprised to hear that. MY DAD CHANGES LOVERS LIKE UNDERWEAR?! And my sister RINNY has a SECRET INTERNET LOVER? Wouldn't that require her to USE the internet for something other than stupid email forwards and reading church articles? *snort*

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