Friday, September 28, 2007

Friday Night Phishing

I thought this was a pretty funny Phishing attempt.


Sep 28, 2007 9:26 PM

My name is Mrs Jane Mayon
My name is Mrs Jane Mayon,I have decided to donate what I have to you.I
was diagnosed for cancer for about Few years ago,immediately after the
death of my husband, who has left me everything he worked for.I have been
touched by God to donate from what I have inherited from my late husband
to the you for the good work of God, rather than allow my relatives to use
my husband hard earned funds ungodly.I am suffering from a long time
cancer of the Lungs which also affected my hearing ability and my brain,
from all indication my conditions is really deteriorating and it is quite
obvious that,according to my doctors they have advised me that I may not
live too long, this is because the cancer has gotten to a very bad stage.
I sold all my inherited belongings and deposited all the sum of
$10.0million dollars and Two Trunk Box (Family valuables) with a Security
Company.I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $10,000,000:00 to you. At the
moment I cannot take any telephone calls right .I have adjusted my WILL
and my Personal Physican is aware I have changed my will. You and him will
arrange the transfer of the funds from my account to you. I wish you all
the best and may the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the
funds well and always extend the good work to others. Contact my Physican
Dr Jack Ryan with this specified email--, Tel +44
70457 35828(Working) and tell him that I have WILLED $10,000,000:00 my
personal reference number law/chamber/solicitors/je/ws
/WILL/9834520012. I
have also notified him that I am WILLING that amount to you from my
perosnal descion.I know I dont know you but I have been directed to do
this.Thanks and God bless.I will appreciate your utmost confidentiality in
this matter until the task is accomplished as I don't want anything that
will Jeopardize my last wish.
Regards, Mrs Jane Mayon
NB; Do Send Him The Necessary Below information To Faclilate The Funds
Release WILL For You
NB Contact my Physican Dr Jack Ryan with this specified email--
Tel +44 70457 35828(Working)
Are you tired of the phishermen asking you to keep sneaky, almost illegal (but NOT so illegal that you would be in trouble for doing so) deeds quiet in exchange for huge amounts of money? DON'T WORRY! Jane is not like that! She wants me to use it for the work of God!

And she KNOWS me. She knows that unlike her relatives who would spend it in ungodly ways, *I* am virtuous. She knows this because of how well she knows me which she proves by the fact that she, uuuh, knew my email address. Even though she apparently does not know my name.

Also, just in case, the fact that being religious doesn't convince you, Mrs. Mayon is *sniffle* DYING OF CANCER! Even if I don't want that money, how can I deny her last wish? Oh, poor Jane Mayon.... HOW should I spend her money?

hee hee hee!

I wanted to go to water aerobics at the pool today, but my dumb foot wouldn't let me. I did clean my room and made a couple bags to give to DI. So that was good... to... do. But as dumb as this sounds, it wore me out and really hurt my dumb foot.

And yes, apparently DUMB is the word of the day.

Even though I am so NOT Rinny, I felt a little like her and her silly roomie world... The Roomie had a Date with BalloonMan today I admit it made me feel stupid and jealous. Made me miss having, well, a boy even a far away one. Dumb. DUMB.

Sigh. Goodnight.


  1. So sad that she was diagnosed for cancer for about Few years ago.

  2. Y'know, if you were really virtuous, you would take all her phish money and give it to me ...



    i'm a dumb.


  3. dumb, dumb, dumb. Maybe some phish money will make it all better? ;)