What Up, HOMIE?

1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
not counting shampoos and conditioners...
SoftSoap Antibacterial hand soap
Body Balance Vanilla Body Scrub
Dove for Sensitive Skin
St. Ives -Purity (yes, apparently they bottle VALUES and I rub them on myself with a puff thing. weird.)
St. Ives - Energize

2. Do you have any watermelon in your fridge?
Actually, I DID have some yesterday. But I ate it today.

3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator?
I don't think so.
4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink?
a FEW, but there is at least soap in them. MOST are in the dishwasher.
5. What would you change about your living room?
A better CD shelf, a better coffee table... basically if we had all new furniture, that would rock.

6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
Dirty.

7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?
The Roomie might. She probably DOES. I sure don't. BLECK.

8. White or wheat bread?
Wheat with thingies in it... like whole grain crunchies...
9. What is on top of your refrigerator?
a bowl of some HORRIBLE flax cracker things The Roomie made, ice cube trays, paper plates, and phone books.
10. What color is your sofa?
Umm... green and blue and "cranberry" in a "southwestern"-type print
11. What color or design is on your shower curtain?
a blue plastic liner with a white with rubber duckies cloth one

12. How many plants are in your home?
Umm...at least 18, not counting bamboo?

13. How many candles are in your home?
not all are being used, but at least 30 counting little tea lights on standy things.

14. Is your bed made right now?
PSHAW NO.

15. If you have a coffee pot, what color is it?
I don't. I have a few little tea bots, but the only "real" one is just white
16. Electric or standard can opener?
ELECTRIC. I am way too lazy to crank like that.

27. Comet or Soft Scrub?
THE WORKS!

28. Is your closet organized?
unlike the rest of my house, yes, it is mostly.
29. What color is the flashlight that you use the most?
a giant yellow one

30. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?
TREASURES BEYOND YOUR WILDEST IMAGINATION!!!!!
31. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
glass... if I even USE a cup. I use bottles/jugs a lot.
32. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
nope, because I do NOT like in Texas anymore!

33. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
No garage, just a carport. But if I had one, pretty sure it would be cluttered.

34. Curtains or blinds?
blinds most everywhere, though I DO have a Texas flag on my window in my room pretending to be a curtain.

35. How many pillows do you sleep with?
4

36. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
Not in my room, but I have a night light in the bathroom.
37. How many ceiling fans are in your home?
none. Just a lot of table fans and stuff that I sit in front of constantly.

38. How often do you vacuum?
Depends on the room. Glider room is weekly. The other rooms, umm, not so much.

39. Standard toothbrush or electric?
Standard... hee hee... sounds like it's a car. "yeah, I brush a stick." Okay, maybe I'm a little punchy after a bad day.
40. What color is your toothbrush?
Purple and white!

41. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
Yep!
42. What is in your oven right now?
Some tinfoil and the grate things that the oven comes with! Who do you think I am, Betty Crocker?
43. Is your microwave clean or dirty?
clean. Not pretty sparkley, but clean.

44. Is there anything under your bed?
bins that hold my clothes.

45. Chore you hate doing the most?
organizing the family room. It is just. too. much.

And anything with chemicals that make me itch.

46. What retro items are in your home?
we could call MOST of the things in our house "retro" if we wanted... as pretty much everything is from garage sales. hee hee!

47. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
Sort of. It's really more of a library, but SORT OF an office, too!

48. If you have a yard, who mows it?
Me or The Roomie mow our little bitty yard with a weedwhacker.

49. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?
a little rug by the sink?

50. How many mirrors are in your home?
Umm, 4, unless you count hand mirrors in drawers or something

51. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
Yes, for one thing I always keep a large bill inside a favorite stuffed animal, just like on the Rescuers.

52. What color are your walls?
off white... which is worse than white. <--- ditto, except my bathroom which is, like puked up olive green which is worse than either.

53. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper?
NONE in THIS house, thank goodness. My last house was, like, crazy with in. A*Who, dude, I sometimes miss the randomonium! And CC, I LOVE your wallporn!!!

54. Do you have a peephole in your front door?
I... I actually realized I DON'T KNOW! We rarely use the front door and I am not going to check right now. How funny.

55. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your house?
I need to FIND my mace. (pepper spray... not a big spiked club), I have a knife in my car, and apparently when threatened in my home by zombie balloons I chuck empty jugs at them.

56. What does your home smell like right now?
a little like soup?

57. Fave candle scent?
vanilla... or orange chocolate... or spice something...

58. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
I like bread and butter ones okay, but I don't have any. But the Roomie may have mini gherkins? However, to be honest all I can think when I read this is LINK UP. But only some people would get why.

59. Who are in the pictures you displayed?
Rosie the Riveter. My sugar gliders. Super Man. Christ. Megan. One of my Fam.

60. What color is your favorite bible?
Dark green. (cover)

61. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?
Maybe if we used it better, but NO.

62. Ever been on your roof?
no, but my dad/landie has.

62. Do you own a stereo?
YES! YES I DO! IT HAS A RECORD PLAYER AND A TAPE PLAYER AND A CD PLAYER AND A RADIO!!!

63. How many tvs do you have?
2. A big one and a little one.

64. How many house phones?
3, but we don't use them.

65. Do you have a housekeeper?
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

66. What style do you decorate in?
Random. Very VERY random. But my room is mostly Rosie the Riveter and Superman and Texas, so, like Red White Blue and Yellow.

67. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?
Both! Mix it up!

68. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
actually, we were just discussing this. No. We need to get some. We have a carbon monoxide detector and filter our water but not a single FIRE ALARM?!

68. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one quick trip?
my gliders, my computer, and my purse (which would have my phone and money in it. But mostly my pets

69. Do you know how to work your electrical box?
Like as in the fuse box? If so, yes.

70. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you?
JUST me and not The Roomie? 70 degrees. ALATIME!