I still hurt everyday and nobody can see a reason why.I am scheduled for a colonoscopy next week.
Dr. ScrewIt told me he doesn't see any reason why I should hurt and that I should just "walk it off," "push through the pain," "play broken," and about 19,000 other sports metaphors until I "lose ONE HUNDRED POUNDS" and hopefully "that should take care of it."
Oh. Well, is THAT all. Just lose 100 lbs, WHILE having debilitating, unexplained pain no less, and maybe it might not hurt. Be a druggie a year or so. No biggie. WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?!
He is not nearly as cute as before.
And I am still hurting just as bad and still have little to no hope.
maybe they could just remove your stomach... then you could lose 100 pounds AND be rid of the ulcer.
ReplyDeleteIn my experience with doctors (which isn't as extensive as yours, but extensive enough), 8 years of college makes you a complete idiot. Especially in the field you're studying.
ReplyDeleteI think patients like you (and me) freak them out because they want to look smart, like they have all the answers and don't like it when they can't. IMO.