Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Things I am not Grateful For...

Yeah, I know. I am a jerk. But hurting everyday and feeling like I am being pushed into becoming a drug addict is just pissing me off.

I still hurt everyday and nobody can see a reason why.
I am scheduled for a colonoscopy next week.
Dr. ScrewIt told me he doesn't see any reason why I should hurt and that I should just "walk it off," "push through the pain," "play broken," and about 19,000 other sports metaphors until I "lose ONE HUNDRED POUNDS" and hopefully "that should take care of it."

Oh. Well, is THAT all. Just lose 100 lbs, WHILE having debilitating, unexplained pain no less, and maybe it might not hurt. Be a druggie a year or so. No biggie. WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT?!

He is not nearly as cute as before.

And I am still hurting just as bad and still have little to no hope.



    Yes, I know I work for them. I think they're idiots too.

    And you are not a jerk. You are a woman. A wonderful woman who is being put through a trial of pain beyond my comprehension for some unknown reason. Sometimes it makes me wonder!!!

  2. maybe they could just remove your stomach... then you could lose 100 pounds AND be rid of the ulcer.

  3. Ohhh, ya. I vote for the stomach idea.... but I'd miss food. Maybe you wouldn't?

    You are not a jerk. I'm sorry Doctors can be morons.

  4. In my experience with doctors (which isn't as extensive as yours, but extensive enough), 8 years of college makes you a complete idiot. Especially in the field you're studying.
    I think patients like you (and me) freak them out because they want to look smart, like they have all the answers and don't like it when they can't. IMO.