Friday, December 8, 2006
Eww... You can have it. I'd rather not Share.
You MAY remember that my neighbors think the roomie and I are lesbians. Because apparently that is the ONLY conclusion to draw when girls are single and over 25 in "Happy Valley" Utah and live together. Also, because the Olds (except for a VERY few exceptions we live in an extremely Geriatric neighborhood) tried to set up one of the only other singles in the complex with the Roomie and she respectfully declined. The fact that he is almost 50 and a mentally disabled, THAT is just details...
we were just reminded of our reputation when our neighbor asked my roomie, "Now, ummm... what is your partner's name again?"
"Well... ummm... My ROOMMATE... her name..."
Well we found out why. She gave us a Christmas gift today! So she needed to write our names on the tag.
So, what do the elderly of modest means BUY the neighborhood Lesbians?
3 oranges and 1 bath puff.
Yeah, one. *shudder*
Cute... in a gross sort of way.