PURE GENIUS HILARITY. For most of you anyway.
p.s. Literally? Like a CANNIBAL? Awesome. "Love cut."
I teach 4 year olds, read books,
& spend the rest of my time playing with my "kids" which happen to be sugar gliders, a hedgehog, turtles, etc.
I'm a Crazy Cat Lady, sans cats.
I am a Spoonie, a Mormon, a Whovian, and Steampunk warms the cogs of my clockwork heart!
I write, I read, I rescue, I rrrrrrrrreally like toys?
My life is bigger on the inside.
oh my goodness....
ReplyDeleteFreakin' hilarious. Every young beautiful married Mormon girl I hate so much, all rolled into one blog. Thanks for sharing!!!
ReplyDeleteso... that blog makes my head hurt.
ReplyDeleteDon't get me started. . .ok too late. . .bad words!!!! "Cons: might have to see girls with hairy legs, which makes my heart hurt because they obviously don't understand femininity and their role in the plan, and even just imagining living without that makes me sad for them. No wonder they don't have husbands!!"
ReplyDeleteSo because I don't like shaving my legs I'm not feminine. . .which means I don't understand the gospel? Who knew? But it is ok to wear a "totally modest bikini?" wow!
And then theres the kicker! "My friends and I call each other the E.A.R.L.Y. girls for our names, Emilee, Amber, Rachel, Lisa, and Yvette! EARLY! So cute, right? We also like to joke that we are like the EARLY bird who catches the worm because we all married such great catches so EARLY in life! LOL! Except Yvette, but we are all praying for her, and I know she will find someone almost as great as my husband super soon, otherwise she will probably have to go on a mission or do something else boring and serious! SAD!" Sad how superficial this girl is!
Wow, Just wow. . .my heart hurts for her!
um, it's a fake blog, cupcake. I think.
ReplyDeleteA very *funny* fake(?) blog. I LOVE IT.
ReplyDeleteWow that was like "pink" on steroids...uh, I just don't even know how to begin to describe that.
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